Tris/16/Barcelona
A trans* girl that likes to dye her hair.

textsfromtitanfood:

The joke is that Levi is short. Short enough to be labeled a minor and not allowed into every bar ever.

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watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

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equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

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thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

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johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

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Cousin: so, the pizza guy got here, and he was REALLY REALLY HOT and had a REALLY ATTRACTIVE VOICE
Cousin: and he was like "your total is $16.38"
Cousin: and I handed him a $20 and he was like "how much change do you want"
Cousin: and I
Cousin: just
Cousin: stared
Cousin: at him
Cousin: for like 20 seconds
Cousin: and he was like "how much change do you want?"
Cousin: (IT GOES DOWN HILL. THIS IS NOT THE EMBARRASSING THING YET.)
Cousin: and I'm like "$2? [awkwardly long pause] $1? ...... NONE"
Cousin: NO CHANGE
Cousin: AND I LITERALLY GRABBED THE PIZZA
Cousin: AND SLAMMED THE DOOR
Cousin: (STILL GETTING WORSE, DON'T WORRY)
Cousin: ONCE THE DOOR HAS BEEN SLAMMED I REALIZE
Cousin: THE PIZZA
Cousin: IS
Cousin: STILL
Cousin: IN
Cousin: THE
Cousin: FUCKING
Cousin: CARRYING BAG
Cousin: AND FROM THE PORCH HE'S LIKE "um i need that back"
Cousin: AND I'M LIKE SHIT MAN
Cousin: AND I HAD TO OPEN THE DOOR
Cousin: AND WAIT FOR HIM TO PULL THE PIZZAS OUT
Cousin: AND HE'S JUST STARING AT ME
Cousin: AND I'M DYING
Cousin: AND IT TOOK LIKE A WHOLE 30 SECONDS
Cousin: AND MY BROTHER COMES UP AND HE IS LIKE
Cousin: SHE IS FLUSTERED CUZ SHE THINKS YOU'RE CUTE
Cousin: AND I DECIDE THAT CLEARLY I NEED TO PUSH HIM BY HIS FACE
Cousin: WHICH ONLY MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE
Cousin: AND THAT IS WHY I CAN NEVER EVER EVER ORDER DOMINOS EVER AGAIN FOREVER
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Wait, why was PizzaDude asking how much of her change she wanted?
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he was asking how much of a tip he was getting, but politely
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prucanchild:

ask-aph-bermudatriangle:

kirklandork:

ragingcontent:

cpwiser10:

youtubers-ftw:

ragingcontent:

Sometimes I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw and I kinda just draw a circle

NOW THIS FUCKING CIRCLE HAS 200+ NOTES WTF

Okay it’s a good circle but come on

You can’t stop this circle now, it’s on a roll.

its the earth

draw a circle, that’s the earth

maRUKAITE CHIKYUU

prucanchild:

ask-aph-bermudatriangle:

kirklandork:

ragingcontent:

cpwiser10:

youtubers-ftw:

ragingcontent:

Sometimes I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw and I kinda just draw a circle

NOW THIS FUCKING CIRCLE HAS 200+ NOTES WTF

Okay it’s a good circle but come on

You can’t stop this circle now, it’s on a roll.

its the earth

draw a circle, that’s the earth

maRUKAITE CHIKYUU

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superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

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rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

e-zekiel:

consulting-time-captain:

aro-rusco:

santajackharkness:

theladythorki:

steven-stone:

i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

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petition to rename the moon

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this entire site is on drugs

This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die

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